"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to live with the psycho for the rest of your life!"
This was in someone's signature that I saw today. HaHaHa.
You know what, though, I have a good friend who loved and lost and he turned out to be a psycho. No, really, just snapped one day and lost it. We all had NO idea it was coming.
It's a sad, sad story, and it's not mine, so I don't feel comfortable sharing it completely. Suffice it to say that it ended very badly for several of her family members (and her obviously), and now she's a single mom to two great kids and the "psycho" is in Jail. Hopefully forever.
Now, I'm not a mean person, and wouldn't say things like that lightly.
So, sorry if I don't laugh at your tagline. It's just not funny in real life. I couldn't watch CSI for a long time either.